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(Swag 2: Electric Boogaloo) Of The Week

World’s Best Boss

Guess what I’m doing with my own horn? Tooting it. Shamelessly. I mean, just look at what you could be drinking from for the low, low price of your soul’s salvation! E-mail me ( if you want to be the coolest kid on your block. And, hell, if you give me enough of your money, I might just sell you the one pictured. You could use the salivary residue to make more of me. It won’t violate any cloning laws—I’d have to be human first.

TWTG says, “Well, mine’s just a bag of no goodness.”


4 responses »

  1. I love all the new schwag!!!

  2. I love it. There is no promotion like self promotion.


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