Doing a little genealogical digging, mine are actually going to be the second set of famous knockers in the family. If you’ve seen The Kentucky Fried Movie, you no doubt remember the Eyewitness News segment (click here to see it, but remember it’s very NSFW), and you no doubt remember the girl. Know who she is? My dad’s cousin. No wonder I can be found among the first dozen or so results of searching “oiled up boobs” on Google Images.
TWTG says, “I don’t know how to fuck up eggs!”