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My mom called me today to make a correction about Matt’s Favorite Syrup. Her exact words were, “I saw your post. It’s wrong.” I thought recipes were allowed to evolve throughout generations, but see my place? That’s where she put me. Use these quantities instead:

Matt’s (actual) Favorite Syrup

  • 1 cup water
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 tbsp corn starch
  • 1 tsp vanilla

Prepare it exactly as before. I’ll be in my room, thinking about what I did. You’re not the boss of me!


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